Quixtar's Payne & Mohr - Just Doing Their Jobs?

Hello Dick. My apologies to those of your staff who eagerly await my posts each day but I had a lovely hiatus away from the mess created by your crack(ed) legal team, surrounded by the love of my family. Travelling issues aside, it’s quite a wonderful holiday your President Lincoln created. I fairly threw myself into the gratifying mix of fellowship, fun, food and rest – a week for which I was most grateful.

One particularly delicious evening as we thoughtfully considered the fleeting annus mirabilis which has thus far brought so many blessings, our conversation made all the more pleasant by the combination of a marvelous 1977 Fonseca port donated by my oenophile cousin (bless him!) and a rather tasty Cohiba Esplendido, I found my thoughts drifting back to the scrum. What a contrast, heh Dick?

Basking in the glow of a crackling fire, savoring the flavors and aromas of grape and leaf, and admiring the lazy wisps of smoke as they curled their way ‘round our heads and floated heavenward, I wondered if a more perfect moment might exist. And I gave thanks. May I offer my best wishes to you and yours and say that I hope you had a wonderful holiday as well.

But, I will be returning to a much different world soon; a world where malice and ill will toward fellow man is made evident by the cruel machinations of people like Jim Payne and Mike Mohr; who as my friends back home never tire of reminding me, are “just doing their jobs.”

I wonder if that’s true.

Is it true Dick that their job is to create the antithesis of “good will toward men”? They seem to think so, and it seems to be a task for which they are more than qualified. In fact, it is a job they clearly enjoy! Unfortunately, there is a noxious breed of human beings who excel at creating misery for others. Always has been and always will be.

From Cain to Kim Jong-Il, human history is replete with example after example after example of foul men taking sick pleasure in their foul deeds. History has shown us over and over again that such men should never be allowed to lead. Yet Payne and Mohr stumble on in their positions. I wonder if they are grateful. On second thought, they probably can't believe their good fortune - that they actually get paid to 'manage' Camp Runamuck.

Burke told us, “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Payne and Mohr are creating, as best they can, a living hell on earth for Orrin Woodward and the Team and in so doing, are driving your once great company into the dustbin of history and depositing it into a cesspit called Shame.

I know you are a good man Dick.

You must do something.